Showing posts with label diaries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label diaries. Show all posts

Sunday, 2 August 2015

The Awkward Gym Diaries


It gets awkward when the old biddy next to you can shake her 70-year-old booty better than you.

Thursday, 2 July 2015

The Awkward Gym Diaries


Sometimes your brain just doesn't work...

Me: So what do you normally do for breakfast?

Trainer: I have something small at home and then I eat again at gym.

Me: Oh ok cool, I usually do that when I have the runs.

Trainer: *Looks at me quizzically*

Wait, what did I just say?

Me: Oh my GOD I meant when I GO for a run!!