Poor Life Choices

Sometimes you just have a bad day and make poor life choices. For instance, when you eat two helpings of the devil's nectar (otherwise known as dessert) after a rather large pasta lunch. On Monday you decide enough is enough, you just HAVE to have a salad for lunch. Silly you, you don't plan in advance so you have to buy lunch. By 12 you are so hungry you see food every time you close your eyes. The salad idea goes out the window and you opt for Chinese food to warm that vast empty pit (sometimes goes by the technical term 'stomach'). Alas, the restaurant is closed on Mondays. Instead of getting the hint the universe is giving you, you proceed to the crappy Chinese restaurant down the road, forgetting that their food is oily and has a bit of a weird flavour. Finally, you get back to the office... sit down with your crappy, greasy chow mein... and wish that you had ordered the salad.